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Monday, April 23, 2007

During this past glorious (rare) weekend, I took myself to Central Park armed with some new submissions sent into Purpleprose during the week. Amidst wielding my deft editorial prowess, I inadvertently marked up my khaki shorts in the crotch area, of all places. I quickly pulled a napkin out and headed for the nearest water fountain. After wetting said napkin, and attempting to extract the impossible-to-remove ink from my shorts, I came to a sad realization. There is NO discreet way of wiping the crotch area of the pants in a public area (like Central Park) without looking like a complete pervert. Nice job, Rich.